WHAT I’VE LEARNED FROM WATCHING CRIMINAL MINDS:
- NEVER OPEN THE DOOR FOR A GUY WITH A DEAD CAT
- STAY AWAY FROM DESERTS
- ONCE YOU GIVE IN TO THE UNSUB’S FANTASY, YOU’RE DONE FOR
- YOU CAN BE ABDUCTED/MURDERED ANYWHERE
so many more i can’t think of right now. will update as necessary.
- PIGS WILL EAT ANYTHING, INCLUDING PEOPLE
- CREEPY MOTELS ARE NOT GOOD MAN, STAY AWAY
- DON’T HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR THEIR LOST DOGS
Thanks for the reblogs, here are your contributions!
- PEAS ARE A LOVE MAKING VEGGIE. -iamtasialove
- GRIEF SUPPORT GROUPS COULD HOUSE KILLERS -sarahmariepaterson
- NEVER SPEAK TO PEOPLE NEVER OPEN THE DOOR NEVER BE ALONE NEVER TRUST ANYONE NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE pretty much. -yesiac
- DONT PULL OVER AT NIGHT NO MATTER WHAT TRUST NO ONE EVEN DOCTORS CAN BE UNSUBS AND SECURITY GUARDS -reidseideticmemory
- THAT CRYING BABY ISN’T REALLY A CRYING BABY. IT’S A RECORDING. - formerly-waycider
- IF THE WATER FAUCET DOESN’T WORK, YOU’RE GONNA GET BURNED. -mestaaanza
- DON’T GO IN THE HOUSE IF THE POWER’S OUT. - mestaaanza
- NEVER GO RUNNING AT NIGHT, ESPECIALLY OFF THE TRAILS. - withorwithoutwords
- NEVER HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR THEIR KIDS AT AMUSEMENT PARKS -gianamari
- YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF STAYING ALIVE IN ANY SITUATION IF YOU’RE NOT AN 18-25 YEAR OLD FEMALE - -kelseymarie
- STOP HIKING ALONE - -kelseymarie
- DILFS WILL USE THEIR KIDS TO STEAL YOUR HEART. LITERALLY. -sentosa
- BEWARE OF GYPSIES -sentosa
- IF YOU ARE HOMELESS OR ON THE STREETS YOU ARE DONE FOR -sentosa
- HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO HUSBAND, CAUSE THEY KILLIN/KIDNAPPIN/RAPIN ERRBODY OUT THERE -sentosa
Remember this from August 2010? I have a feeling there are more things you have to add to the list by now. Drop it in my ask box and I’ll create a new post for what we have learned from Criminal Minds since Fall 2010.
